11/20/2013 written by Joseph Johnson

If I could be ruler of the free world for one day I would wipe Cyprus off the map. Or at the very least I would eliminate all the cheaters from Cyprus on Soccer Manager. 20 accounts from Cyprus in one gameworld, yeah fucking right.

12/23/2012 written by Joseph Johnson

I don't do efeds, HTML, web design, or photoship anymore. Once the Asylum was hacked by Trey I moved on. It wasn't hard, in fact it was easy. Efeds were a big part of my life for a long time, maybe too big and maybe too long. I don't need the stress and I don't need the drama.

I have no reason to update this other than the simple fact that I'm bored waiting for something to download. Christmas is 24 hours and six minutes away, but that's not what I'm looking forward to. I'm looking forward to what comes after Christmas, and her name is Liz. It's likely that I won't ever update this site again, so let's take this as goodbye. One chapter closes. Another one, it begins.

05/27/2012 written by Joseph Johnson

The Era of Genocide has come to an end. The Genocidal Edition went out on top as I bested Gavril Dragomir (Jeronimo) for the AWI World Heavyweight Champiosnhip at AWI Chain Reaction. Obviously, Joseph Johnson is not dead.

Genocide had to end for two reasons: 1) the mainstays of the Era are no longer active. Shaun Cabalar and Brandon Michaels are both on hiatus and possibly done for good. Jeronimo left the group and there are no plans for him to return as he continues to evolve into the dark and morbid Gavril Dragomir. 2) The Lords of Shadows are rising. Could Genocide have combatted the Lords? Yeah, we could have jsut kept the same name. But let's face it, half of the division is gone. We could have continued waving the flag of Genocide for months, maybe even years if it was just going to be Koryn Jamison, Natasha Banks, and myself. That isn't the case though. Just like new additions forced us to become the New Blood, new additions will in time force us to change to our fourth Era.

Technically, I'm not supposed to divulge any details on the change yet, but as you can see by the banner... a new Era is upon us: The Avengers. Inspired by the movie, 'The Avengers,' if we can't save the Asylum. You can bet your ass we'll avenge it. As the arrival of the Lords of Shadows, at Sole Survivor, draws near, the battle lines are already starting to be forged. Gavril Dragomir is a Lord of Shadow and he gets his return match at Sole Survivor. Tyrant and Poison are Lords of Shadows and they get their chance at Koryn and Natasha's Tag Team Championship as well. The battle lines are drawn, the numbers will swell. Avengers... assemble.

02/12/2012 written by Joseph Johnson

This feels... so different to me. I would not call myself retired by any means, but I can see myself going quite a while without eFedding again. AWI was fun for a while, but it just became a burden. I was, well, everything in that place. And I was tired of everyone else not giving it the same attention. Too many times I had everything finished and had to wait on other people who had much less work to do than I did. It just ruined the place.

From now on, you will not see that bitches name. The one who worked at Woody's. I'd say her name, but I've decided to censor it. From now on it will appear as C****.

I feel so alone on my days off. I don't have the confidence to go out and meet someone, but I need to do it. I cannot stay single any longer.

06/18/2011 written by Joseph Johnson

Tomorrow is my last day at Woody's. Congratulations, C****, you won. Well, no, not really. In truth, I'm just sick of dealing with your shit. May you suffer for the rest of your life.

05/28/2011 written by Joseph Johnson

Asylum Wrestling is on fire right now. 21 RPs for the first show, 16 RPs so far this week with four days left till deadline. The first Pay-Per-View, Conviction, ended with me winning the World Heavyweight Championship, Shaun winning the Xtreme Core Heavyweight Championship, Jeronimo winning the Premier Championship, and Koryn winning the Women's Championship. It was a big night for Explicit Content.

For the record, C**** is a gold-digging whore who deserves nothing in this life. Cheats on the father of her child with a hideous guy who has money, treats me like shit the entire time we're friends and I'm going out of my way to help her out. She only cares about herself, no one else. She doesn't even care about her son. Our friendship is over. She needs Jesus more than anyone.

We lost power for almost two days. How does that happen? How does such a little storm knock out power for two days? It's a conspiracy. It has to be. I didn't even see a single tree on any wires. It's a joke, right? It has to be. But it's not.

Barcelona won the UEFA Champions League today 3-1 against Manchester United. I'm not a big Man U fan, but I hate Barcelona. I'm rather upset.


04/30/2011 written by Joseph Johnson

Explicit Content is back in business! After a month or so off, the Era of Genocide is at it again. Joseph Johnson, Koryn Jamison, Jeronimo Fitzgerald, April Koran, and... SHAUN CABALAR! British Wrestling Federation has no clue what they're getting into. It's been a long time since Shaun and I were in a fed together... and he actually RPed, which he will this time. The first card is up, first RP is in the books, just waiting on Jeronimo and Shaun, who should be posting in the next couple days. This is just the beginning.

In other news, I hate Barcelona. Watching Daniel Alves not even get touched by Pepe, roll around in agony until Pepe is ejected, then have to be stretchered off... and then running around like nothing happened just five minutes later. Then we have Pedro run into a Madrid player on his own power, crumble to the ground and hold his face when he was never even contacted there. And last, but not least, we have Sergio Busquets who gets brushed across the chest, then falls to the ground and holds his face. Oh and then he uncovers his eyes to make sure people are watching his acting job. It was pathetic. If I were Mourinho, I'd impose a bounty on Barcelona players on Tuesday. Just go out there and if things start going shitty again, lose 3-0 by getting four of your own guys ejected. Just send them after Barcelona's players. It's not like the referees will let Madrid win anyway.

The NFL Draft... you stupid Philadelphia Eagles. I don't hate the Danny Watkins pick, but I hate that we didn't trade up what five spots and take Prince Amukamara. We just let a top-10 talent fall to the Giants. And then in the second round, we could have taken Brandon Harris, but we take a safety from Temple. I don't hate that pick either, but I thought Brandon Harris would be better for us. Oh, and the Giants get Marvin Austin. So the Giants get two of my top rated players. Why couldn't we take Gabe Carimi?! We need a RT just as bad as we need a RG and Tackles are a much higher value when you figure in RT is Michael Vick's blindside. This is why God created Madden.

04/13/2011 written by Joseph Johnson

Thank you Adam Copeland, Edge, for everything you did for us fans and for the WWE. I remember watching Edge way back in 2000 when he and Christian won the WWF Tag Team Championship at Armageddon in a four corners tag team match. I started watching wrestling about a week before Armageddon and after just two weeks Edge and Christian were hands down my favorite tag team. I hated the Hardys, hated the Dudleyz, but Edge and Christian cracked me up. Over the years, I've watched Edge finally break out of his tag team confinement and prove himself as a singles superstar. I saw 26 of his 31 WWF Championship reigns and truly had no idea it was that many. From the Brood, to Five Second Pose, to the Rated R Superstar and sex in the middle of the ring with Lita, Edge did it all in the WWE and I will truly miss him. A good match is few and far between in WWE, but Edge was always one of those you could count on to deliver. He will be missed. Thank you Edge and good luck with what comes next in life. I will see you next year in Miami for the Hall of Fame Class of 2012.

02/07/2011 written by Joseph Johnson

The new site is probably 85% done, just got a couple pages to go and then the Explicit Content section has a lot to go still. Now that IWL has started I don't have as much time to work on the site since I'm RPing. For updates on IWL, just check out the "Current E-Fed" page.


01/12/2011 written by Joseph Johnson

Wooooo the new site is finally coming along!


12~27~2010 written by Joseph Johnson

I'm a free agent. Contact me... josephjohnsonec@yahoo.com


08~26~2010 written by Joseph Johnson

"July 20, 2010, the time will come...." - Joseph Johnson, June 28, 2010

Yeah, that time came and passed right on by. Prison Wars didn't quite work out, but eh, we can just blame C****'s boobs for that one. Just way too distracting for me to get into a fed at the time. Hell, they still are. The summer is almost over and I don't really like going outside when it's under 60 degrees so I'm thinking my leave of absence from the world of eFederations is nearly at it's end. Even so, I am still chilling with C**** at least three nights a week so my schedule is kind of limited. If I can find a place with a one RP limit where the opposition doesn't sit at their computer all day and type up RolePlays longer than my dick, and if I can find a place that isn't as biased as that piece of Affy shit in Evolved then maybe, just maybe I'll bring the name Joseph Johnson back to life. Until then.


06~28~2010 written by Joseph Johnson

July 20, 2010, the time will come....

06~10~2010 written by Joseph Johnson

I'm alive.

Yeah, really I am. I don't have the time or the desire to be in feds right now and if things keep with how they are I never will, but it takes one minute to change everything int his life so I'm not gonna say I'm retired. One thing I can say for sure is I'm done with Evolved. Sure Evovled had some great RPers in it, but it also had some of the worst egos I've seen in a few years. Anyone who really knows me knows I can't deal with that shit. Tristfagi was a piece of shit, I hope he dies. There were some other people I didn't particularly like, but I can't remember their names... Ryan Black was one of them and some other tool who thought he was Godly but had nothing but length to his RPs(Kyle Deathlocke, but really he's such a piece of shit he doesn't even deserve a name). It doesn't matter, Joseph Johnson doesn't need eFeds right now.

The stupid NASCAR race is over, thank God, and now things can go back to normal. But is normal all that great? Kristen was a bigger bitch than I thought and she just straight up disappeared on me. Oh well, she was hott but she wasn't gorgeous. I'm out with C**** until 3:00 or 4:00AM every night. It's been fun, but only God knows where things are going with us. We get closer and closer every time and then right before we finally get to that point where all that's left is the fucking, she finds the littlest thing to ruin it. Yeah well, I guess I can't blame her since she has another man and a son anyway....


03~17~2010 written by Joseph Johnson

Oh shit, oh my God... hold me... what the fuck is this? Joseph Johnson is updating his site? The fuck is wrong with him?! Why would he do such a thing? Ah shit, shut the fuck up.

Yeah, I'm updating some shit for the first time in months, some pages even years. It's nuts, I know. I'd like to just make a whole new site, but I'm lazy and hate making GFX with a murderous passion.. so what you see is what you get. This shit is sticking. First up, the Top 10 RPers needs a makeover. I already added Steve Storme at number 10, but he's gonna move up and some others are gonna make the list. Chris Hunter will remain at #1, Hellion-X at #2, Abraham and Cabalar might stay, although to be honest with you with Shaun coming out of retirement and knowing he won't be himself I'm torn as to whether I should keep him at #4 because of his past work or drop him because of his new stuff. Not saying it will be bad quality RPs, but Shaun left the game at such a high level there's no way he can match that right out of the gate.

And then what? I don't know, there's some miscellaneous things I can change around I suppose. Man, that word is a bitch to spell. Brandon suggested I add a hit list and a clit list so I'm probably gonna do that. Clit list is gonna be in character I guess, I thought he meant out-of-character so I made a top 10 of girls... haha no one needs to read that list. Hit list will just be of people I want to face. Shit list is getting a makeover, so is the Top 10 Worst RPers list, which I conveniently have a broken link to right now. Oh wait, thats the Shit list with the broken link, my bad. I gott update the Links page now too, that ElitePro link doesn't go anywhere because Brandon douched and deleted EP.

So what the fuck is up in Joey land? Let's just say that trying to get with a big titted blonde ain't always so easy, especially when she's living with someone else and they have a kid together. Yeah, I'm an ass, I know. Kristin's back in my life, wow, can't believe it finally happened. We're becoming fast friends too, even more shock and awe there. I think I loved her more than any girl I've ever met in my life, and of course she's the one I failed with, but now I'm happy to just be friends. I didn't realize how much I missed her, but I guess I did. Her being in my life makes up for all the shit I've lost in the past year. Last january I lost her, and now she's back thankfully. Then in March-April I lost Veronica. I lost C**** for a month or so in June or July, can't remember which. We got real close in August and September, now even though she's still there I feel like she's gone by this point. Sarah moved away November 30, 2009. Yeah, last year at one time I had four great girls in my life. Now I have one and a half, one of which is so distant that even when I sit next to her it feels like she's a thousand miles away, the other is just coming back now.

Anyway, one final shout out to Kevin Kompiler for beating me a few weeks ago and to Steve Storme for winning Battleground with that epic RP... and one to Kane for having to deal with my music... sorry.


01~12~2010 written by Joseph Johnson

I have a lot of things to update.

10~29~2009 written by Joseph Johnson

nMw is open again, version 5. So yeah, I don't have enough time to update you right now.

10~05~2009 written by Joseph Johnson

I'm a little drunk, but I updated my Top 10 RPers list. I took a lot of Explicit Contnet members off of it since all of them are retired and haven't RPed in around five years. I added a lot of Explicit Content - The New Blood members and other MWE members.

In MWE, Terrence Jones started to stir up shit so now I have to settle things once and for all on Lightning. I have two matches this week, one against Terrence Jones with the World Championship on the line and his MWE career on the line. Good luck....


09~23~2009 written by Joseph Johnson

I'm still alive, just been busy. I work five nights a week, RP in two feds, and have a life, what do you want from me?

I won the Premier Championship in PWA, which is really all you need to know about that place.

In MWE, The Devil's Advocates has grown into a bigger faction and now calls itself 'The Minions of Hell.' Right now they have 10 members to Explicit Content's eight. EC is backed by Andy Bello, Chris Renick, Damien Jones, Jeronimo, Dre Santiago, Stephen Abraham, Mad Dogg, and myself, Joseph Johnson. Minions of Hell has Angel, Sacred, Carnage, Cerberus, Deacon Lucien, Doomsday, Lucifer, Nightmare, the legendary former EC-member, Shawn Payne, and their leader, Hellion-X. Even though I lead Explicit Content, Hellion-X and I are keeping our distance from each other until the end of this feud, so the next natural option is for me to face my own family, Shawn Payne. Here's the match for the Pay-Per-View, which is actually up next:

Overdrive ~~ Pay-Per-View

Joseph Johnson vs. Shawn Payne

World Heavyweight Championship

Enflamed Crypt Match


08~25~2009 written by Joseph Johnson

My boss is taking off on Wing and Clam Night now so my dad and I are cooking together for the first time ever really. Things are going so smoothly at work now, especially on Hell Mondays. It's crazy. Some friends came over today and we lit the driveway on fire, good times. Fucking gasoline was out of control and seeped about 10 feet further than we thought it would so my brother's car almost went up in flames. We had a freaking fire tornado too, good times with the Woody's crew.

In MWE, High Voltage is only two weeks away and the feud between Explicit Content and the ever growing entity of 'The Devil's Advocates' is really beginning to take off. Mad Dogg and myself are holding it down right now, but we're gonna need more recruits for EC or the whole operation is going to go up in flames. As I said, High Voltage is only two weeks away:

High Voltage ~~ Pay-Per-View

Joseph Johnson vs. Angel

World Heavyweight Championship

Street Fight


08~18~2009 written by Joseph Johnson

Things have been good....

Back in MWE, I won the last two matches against Lyger and Sacred respectively. Explicit Content is in the beginning of what could be a huge feud with 'The Devil's Advocates.' The World Heavyweight Championship will be on the line in three weeks when I take on Angel in a Street Fight at High Voltage in September.

High Voltage ~~ Pay-Per-View

Joseph Johnson vs. Angel

World Heavyweight Championship

Street Fight


08~09~2009 written by Joseph Johnson

I went to Madd Anthony's with some co-workers last night. We had a great time, but once again I bitched out. The bar tender was hott as hell with some amazing tits and once again I just couldn't say anything to her. And geez, C**** got freaking drunk, I'm surprised she made it home. She kept crashing into me and almost knocked me out when she gave me a hug goodbye. I'm glad we smoothed things over.


08~08~2009 written by Joseph Johnson

We went to the Woodlands on Thursday night. Man, I've never seen so many hott ass girls in my life. And damn, I can't belive how sexy some of them were dressing. Some of these girls had skirts so short I'm not sure it even covered up all of their ass. The one girl though, she was one of those girls that is just so hott that if you were ever lucky enough to get with her you'd never forget about it. You'd be 75 years old, just diagnosed with liver cancer and your dick has got the drips and you can neve have sex again in your life you just sit back and remember fucking that girl and all your pain gets washed away.... Of course I bitched out and didn't even go up to this girl....

On the MWE front, I won my fifth career Elimination Chamber and won my 13th all-time World Heavyweight Championship... watch out Triple H. It was a great match, probably a match of the year candidate if Trey Marshalls can keep MWE going that long. I have a match next week, just to fill the card up. I'm gonna try to get a segment in too so we can start building up to my next title defense at High Voltage in September.

Joseph Johnson vs. Lyger

Single Match


08~06~2009 written by Joseph Johnson

Race weekend is finally over, but fuck it did not want to end. Fucking NASCAR got rained out on Sunday and had to be pushed back until Monday so the rednecks ruined an extra day of my year this time. Then we had stupid customers bitching at work because ther pork took too long. They ordered it Well Done so wake the fuck up, we aren't McDonalds or Subway, we serve real fucking food that actually has to be cooked. You want raw pork? Go to Smuggler's Cove.

We took the dogs out to Shades of Death on Tuesday. Butch had a lot of fun I think, but he didn't care to much for the other dogs. He's a lot older now and just wants to be left alone I guess. He got his paw stuck between some rocks and couldn't figure out how to get it out, but all he had to do was stand up. He's not the brightest dog you'll ever meet. I went the the shitty mall after that, along with Best Buy and Five Below. We got the worst chicken ever at the mall, it tasted like fish... as in it had no flavor at all. It's been a decent week I guess. We just made paper airplanes with my dad and uncle... good times.

On the MWE front, "Vice President Trey Marshalls has decided to vacate the World Championship until Stairway to Heaven due to controversial match outcomes over the last month. The World Championship reign of Joseph Johnson is hereby ended and the title will be without a holder until Stairway to Heaven's main event concludes on August 7, 2009." I guess that means I can win the belt twice in less than two week haha.

Stairway to Heaven ~~ Pay-Per-View

Joseph Johnson vs. Terrence Jones vs. Sacred vs. Chris Banks vs. Lonnie Calderon vs. DeMarco Faulkins

World Heavyweight Championship

Elimination Chamber Match


08~02~2009 written by Joseph Johnson

Sometimes it can be hard to go out and meet someone... actually I take that back. It's not bad to me, it depends on the girl and this girl is shy enough that even I have a hard time with it. Last year my friends tried to set me up with her, but she was too shy to meet me without them holding her hand through the whole process. This year they tried again to set us up and it hasn't been working out because she's just too shy to meet me without them. We aren't going to meet and see where this goes if she keeps waiting on them. Mark is all talk and not one of those people to actually do something. Maybe I just need to talk to her one on one over the phone or something. I tried calling her last year and she didn't answer because she doesn't recognize the number. I could text her I guess. Doesn't matter what I do really, as long as I do get in touch with her. I would hate to look back and say "damn, I didn't even try."

The main event for MWE Stairway to Heaven has been signed. With a newcomer as champion and the entire title picture thrown into chaos with no true number one contender, the MWE GM has decided on a six man bout inside the frightening confines of the Elimination Chamber. The Match:

Stairway to Heaven ~~ Pay-Per-View

Joseph Johnson vs. Terrence Jones vs. Sacred vs. Chris Banks vs. Lonnie Calderon vs. DeMarco Faulkins

World Heavyweight Championship

Elimination Chamber Match


07~31~2009 written by Joseph Johnson

RIP Jim Johnson of the Philadelphia Eagles. Jim Johnson was truly one of the greatest defensive minds of all time. He was one of the most beloved figures in all of Philadelphia sports history and he will be sorely missed. If there was ever a man to break the barrier for NFL Coordinators entrance to the Hall of Fame, it was Jim Johnson.

NASCAR is back up in the Poconos and the red neck hicks of the south have all come up to trash our beautiful mountain over the course of three days and then never be seen for the next 10 months. By the time Monday night comes around all I will be able to say is "good riddance." It's not that I hate NASCAR, but our track is probably the most hated, most boring, most uneventful track on the entire circuit. We haven't had a worth while race in a decade... assuming we ever had one period. No one likes Pocono, most people think it's a sin that we get one race, let alone two. If there's a petition to stop racing at Pocono, send me a link and I'll sign it right away.

I'm doing an old friend a favor by joining his eFed (Millenium Wrestling Entertainment) on a limited schedule and taking the World Heavyweight Championship from what he called "the single most arrogant and unwanted RPer that actually has talent a.k.a. Terrence Jones." It was a close match, or at least I thought it was. Jones had some good stuff and I think he could be even better if he would let his ego down for a minute and take the time to read through his stuff and see what works and what doesn't. Anyway, I'm gonna defend the title until I lose it or people start getting pissed about the champion not having matches every week and then I'll probably give eFeds up for a while.


06~25~2009 written by Joseph Johnson

This is a hard decision. I'm on leave from eFeds now, including Evolved: The Rebirth. I had the flu last week and my fever climbed all the way up to 104.6 so I went to the hospital while leaving Shane Hunt in charge. Apparantly, that didn't go too well as him and Tristagi completely ruined the forum. Evolved is back up and running, but I'm not going back there. People want to act like it's my fault and making me General Manager was a huge mistake. Yet while all this occurred I was lying in a hospital bed with the flu and I'm still awaiting surgery on my hernia. That just doesn't sound fair to me; that it could all be blamed on me. Shit, the one show I did I basically did all of it myself. I did both cards, all but one match of the results... which I had to add stuff to anyway... and I made a layout for the results. Oh well, I wish Evolved the best of luck in the future. But as for me, where do I go from here. I can join another eFed and dominate again, but have to take time off for surgery. I can join an eFed after the surgery is over and be distracted all summer. Or I can do the smart thing and wait until September and see if I really want to pursue eFeds any longer. The latter option seems the best to me, but we shall see....

05~27~2009 written by Joseph Johnson

I'M DONE. 136(7)-8-4, 145(6) victims, 11 World Championships, 23 total Championships, a Hall of Fame, 39 Awards inlcuding 2x RPer of the Year. By the numbers, I've had a great career. But did I have fun? Not much lately, not much in 2004, not much in 2003, not much in 2002.... I guess winning isn't everything....

04~22~2009 written by Joseph Johnson

I don't seem to update this part of the site enough, mostly because it seems I'm in a new eFed every other week. I'll make a pledge to update it more often, definitely more than just once a month. So here goes... Explicit Content the New Blood has finally found a home in Evolved: The Rebirth. In our first match, Shane Hunt and I dismembered the team of CM Punk and John Cena in the first of a best of three series to claim the ETR Tag Tam Championship. A day or so later CM Punk decided he didn't like his character and wanted to be Christin instead. I don't get it, but whatever he can do what he wants. I don't know what's gonna happen with the Tag Titles now, I'm not even scheduled in a tag team match this week. Shane switched to a heel, I don't know why, but it doesn't matter. It's just weird to have a face and a heel be a tag team. Who knows what's going to happen now, I'll try to get an update next week or something.

03~21~2009 written by Joseph Johnson

Well, Prison Wars Inc. is over and done with. Drezzy never bothered to get a new computer or he lied about the whole thing, whichever happened doesn't matter to me. He abandoned the fed and a month later I closed it, but not before becoming PWI World Heavyweight Champion. I've moved on to the American Wrestling League and won my first match, against the owner Steven Roberts. Things look like they're picking up there at the moment so hopefully things will stick. It's been a long time sice I've had a long run in an efed, thanks to them always closing down. Next week I face Xander Almeida, who was nice enough to tell Brandon shit on his RP for absolutely no reason. Yeah, real class.

02~14~2009 written by Joseph Johnson

I'm working on my new website right now and balancing Prison Wars Inc. at the same time. It looks like Explicit Content will be making a comeback in the next couple of weeks. Right now it's Joseph Johnson versus Jeronimo with Shaun Cabalar as the guest referee at Heatwave, the first official Pay-Per-View of PWI. In other news, I defeated Brandon Blades on Lockdown in a Cage Match to go up to 112-8-4. Brandon has improved a lot and we had a good match, but his second RP really cost him since all he did was copy matches I wrote in nMw and paste them into his RPs and call them flashbacks. The RP was like 6,489 words or something, and he only wrote 345 of those words, the rest were from matches. Things were really picking up in PWI for a while, but now Drezzy is missing and people have stopped joining and stopped RPing. It really annoys me how so many people join eFeds and never RP for them. What has this game come to?

12~30~2008 written by Joseph Johnson

I don't need to be in Explicit Content anymore. I don't need Genocide anymore. Nor do I need to be in the AWA where jobbers like Bill Barnhart, Starseed, and Taxx can hold the titles. I went to the nMw, went 6-0, won the nMw World Championship, and competed in the greatest match I've ever written... the Glass Box Match. The eFed might not have had a lot of success, but being in a setting where I didn't have as much pressure on me really allowed me to come up big with my new RP style. And as I improved each week, I set the stages for the greatest RP I have ever written: Operation Bar Barossa. Bar Barossa was to be a three-parter, but the nMw closed so I used part two in the xWe and won my 10th World Heavyweight Championship! So I went four years without a World Title, only to win two of them in less than a month. Now, with nMw, AWA, and xWe, all behind me in one way or another, I'm turning my focus to the EWA. I've got a good feel about this place and I think everything will work out. Hopefully, my hand is fully healed now and I'll be able to keep up with everyone else.

11~11~2008 written by Joseph Johnson

A lot has changed. I broke my hand and took a break from the AWA, but while I was away Andy Bello opened up my old eFed, the nMw, and there was no way I could pass that up. I really was going to go back to the AWA, but Explicit Content, Andy Bello, and Christian Aleksandre are in the nMw. Besides, if a guy like Starseed can be a champion in the AWA, that's just something I don't want to be a part of because the guy defines garbage when it comes to RPing. Anyway, on to the nMw where I might be only 24 hours away from winning my ninth World Heavyweight Championship. The original plan was to put the belt on Ripper and keep it off me until the Pay-Per-View, but it doesn't look like he's going to RP so I guess I would win the belt by default. Then, hopefully, Shawn Hardy will become the first Xtreme Core Champion and then who knows what Shaun will end up doing. But if he thinks he can take my belt, he has another thing coming!

10~12~2008 written by Joseph Johnson

Well, things are starting to pick up for me in AWA. I was just named Superstar of the Week and got a big win over Erik Black and Chris Shipman in a Triple Threat. Explicit Content is officially a dormant faction now with Shaun's demise. Now Eric Corrayo and I have started our own tag team and face off against Taxx and Nailz on Insomnia. Then after that I get to face the Co-Owner of AWA, Goth, in a King of Kings Match at AWA All Hallow's Eve, which is basically a Hell in a Cell Barbed-Wire Ladder Match. If I win I get a World Title shot at the November PPV, if I lose I'm the personal bitch to Kings Templar for a month. Like I said, things are really picking up for me.

03~13~2008 written by Joseph Johnson

Well, I may never know who won this Ironman Championship Ladder Match. I probably out RPed Kim Kyung-Soo because she had one RP to my two and my first one was said to be my best AWE RP ever, but we will never know because AWE is no more. Rumor was the site was hacked, but now others are saying Aidan Knox just shut it down. He might have been mad about the poor turnout for the main event, but they guy wasn't online since Sunday afternoon so he never even saw the match's turnout. I don't know where I'm going from here.

03~06~2008 written by Joseph Johnson

I came up big in my singles debut in AWE. I really liked the first RP (AWE RP #5), but I didn't feel I did the trial scene justice, probably should have made it it's own RP. The second RP (AWE RP #6) wasn't as good. I thought it probably had better dialog, but the whole scenic description stuff really ruined it. I had some bad writer's block and decided to just have Joey make dinner. At least I managed to make the meal realistically. And yes, it is official, Joseph Johnson and Koryn are engaged. Thank you very much. And, Joey will now face Kim Kyung-Soo for the AWE Ironman Championship next Monday in what will probably be my best AWE competition yet, no disrespect to anyone I've faced in AWE thus far. It's a Ladder Match, my fourth one in my career. I'm 3-0-0 in said match, looking to make it 4-0-0.

In other news I was voted the AWE Newcomer of the Month for the month of February. Hopefully, it won't be my last award in AWE, but I have a feeling it will be some time before I earn another.


02~28~2008 written by Joseph Johnson

Well, last week was a nice win, but this week Shaun and I lost. No wait, I lost. Shaun never RPed and is now officially fired from AWE. I don't even care, I wasn't going to carry his ass anymore. If he had just posted one RP we would have won that match. But Shaun said posting a bad RP would ruin his good name, what good name? No one has even heard of him anymore. And how is a loss better than posting a sucky RP but winning the match? Anywho, at the first AWE Pay-Per-View, Dead End, I get to face Dre Jaxson in a #1 Contendership Match to the Ironman Championship. Should be good. On the forum there's a vote for Best Newcomer of the Month. I have six votes, Dre has five. This match could go a long way in deciding the outcome. Anyway though, this is a new era for me. Finally, I'm done tag teaming for good. I will be a single wrestler for the rest of my eFed career unless the storyline calls for me to have a tag match or two. I can't freaking wait to stop carrying people.

Also, just thought I would let you all know, if you want to read full match results there's a link at the top of the Match History page. Unfortunately, only AWE matches are available right now and there's a 99% chance I'll never get results for any eFeds that came before it. Where the hell would I find them now?


02~18~2008 written by Joseph Johnson

I made my return this week in All-Star Wrestling Entertainment (AWE). I tagged with Shaun to face the Unholy Alliance, Hell's Keeper and Draven Frost. Keeper and Frost didn't RP and the deadline passed so I officially marked it down as a win already, something I don't typically do, but hey they no showed. Eh, Shaun no showed too, that bastard. My two RPs were ok, I guess. I've done better, but god knows I could do worse. The first one was just to explain where Joey came from and the second was to show his relationships and interaction with the normal people I include in my RPs: Koryn, Shaun Cabalar, Jeronimo, and Shawn Payne. So, anyway, I got my 96th win along with my 93rd and 94th victims. Card for next Monday should be up tonight, can't wait.


02~02~2008 written by Joseph Johnson

It has been three years. Three years. There were times where I didn't even consider coming back. eFeds took a huge toll on all of our lives. You just have no clue how personal it can get when you start these things. When we left High Definition and created Explicit Content, we had absolutely no idea things would get so bad. We lost friends. We took part in events that ultimately lead to an abundance of tragedy to innocent lives that had no idea why this was happening to them. Most of us probably realized that these incidents would never have happened if not for eFeds. To know little kids are suffering just because of a faction war, there is no worse feeling. Why couldn't things be settled IN eFeds? I don't have that answer, but I do know an RP war would have only delayed the inevitable. It did delay it, we all thought it would go away from the five on five match (which never took place), but win or lose Blaze would not have stopped. I'll tell you, when Shaun took out Blaze, we all thought that was it. I still can't get over what happened after that, nor can I tell you. It's too personal. It's because of things like these that I, and I'm sure others, stayed in retirement.

But now I've come to realize that eFeds weren't really to blame. Blaze never had to do the things he did. No one has to go out of their way to hurt others, especially other people's family members. There will be bad people everywhere you go. You can't hold something as simple as eFeds responsible for the actions of these bad people. Personally, I still don't know why it happened or why he did it. All I know is we were all innocent. Just because we left High Definition does not merit the events that transpired because of Blaze.

Now we're back. We all have different reasons. To pay homage to our past and the people that were a part of it. To get our 100th victories. To have fun.